HFM
hot f-cking mess
charlee and pauline are hfms.
human-f-cking-miracle
1. john can do anything because he’s a human f-cking miracle.
2. “how’d i do that… only one explanation, hfm.”
3. chris is not an hfm because he can only do work with the proper supplies
holy flying mackerel
hfm that girl is hot.
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