hi, anybody there :p ?
the popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. it is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text
normal people:
n: hey, how’s it going?
m: not much
n(internally): i’m going to die alone and unloved
socially awkward
n: hi, anybody there :p ?
m: not much
n (internally): i am a cool, funny and valid human being
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