Hiblong
verb
1. the act of shoving one end of surgical tubing up your r-ct-m with the other end attached to a breathing apparatus. the breathing apparatus is then p-ssed around amongst friends.
while we were hiblonging i suddenly felt self conscious about the spaghetti-o’s i had for lunch.
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