hick billy
people from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb -ss sayings like “aint no sense ruinin 2 familys” or “if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family”. they like to sing songs to the “footloose” song usually containing these words”hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots…relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack…” and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a doc-mentary on it once.
they also breed like rabbits.
that d-mn cletus, he got mary lue, his sister, cousin, mother, and grandma, pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it?
the language spoken by most unemployed caucasians without a third grade education
thomas does not use hichbilly slang because he is in the fourth grade
Read Also:
- craphouse
a bathroom], especially a bathroom contained in its own small building. i have to go to the cr-phouse.
- Rapenoxious
being righteous or eager to tell your own rape story. “whoa, i didn’t know you were raped!” “yeah, cause i’m not all rapenoxious about it.”
- rankled
word orginating in an article about arnold governator supporting gay marriage. rankled was totally out of context. we beleive it means the state of being “rank” the right wing conservatives were rankled when they discovered that god really did create gay people.
- Randy in the Randy
when any number of unitarian youth attending the summer camp unirondack lock themselves in the only bathroom on lower camp and engage in various forms of group-conducted s-xual activity. male 1: hey! lets go get randy in the randy! female 1-6: h-ll yes! male 2-6: aww yea man! lets get rrrandy! counselors: get the condoms! […]
- randi fyfe
randi fyfe is an amazing girl. she deserves nothing but the best. she is also the most beautiful girl that has ever been on this planet. she is the toughest and most caring and guinuine person you will ever meet in your entire life. she will always help you and could possibly save your life […]