Hidden Armadillo


the ordinary looking type of guy that manages to hook up with unbelievably attractive women due to his enormous w-ng.
(incidentally, armadillos have the largest p-n-ses relative to their body size)
“dude, that chick is way out of his league!”
“nope. he’s a hidden armadillo.”
“d-mn!”
something you don’t see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.
whoa! i didn’t see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

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