Hiddlestoner
the name of tom hiddleston fans
person one: your obsessed with tom hiddleston, what on earth are you?
person two: correction i am hiddlestoners
a devotee of the cult of hiddles – someone who worships the glory that is tom hiddleston.
hiddlestoners are more than ordinary “fans”. they will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. a hiddlestoner is:
someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of tom hiddleston.
someone who sketches him obsessively.
someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of hiddles.
someone who uses the word “hiddles” in a real conversation.
someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to hiddles.
someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.
would you call yourself a fan?
no, i’m a hiddlestoner.
that girl dumped me after she saw thor!
don’t take it personally mate. she became a hiddlestoner! no one can compete with tom hiddleston.
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