hideity
1. the act, state, or condition of being hideous.
2. a word you say when you have died and gone to heaven or h-ll and, upon being faced with a nonplussed deity, with which you greet them.
1. “jane austen’s latest undiscovered offering, ‘pointlessness and pretentiosity’, reveals a new female protagonist, whose tenacity is matched only by her hideity and the length of her pubic mustache.”
2. god: hmb, you stand accused of a lifetime granted by my grace, wasted in pursuit of atheism, masturbation, and belief in darwinian evolutionary theory. what have you to say for yourself?
hmb: hideity.
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