Hiding a Ruler
describes a man with a 12 inch long schl-ng, d-ck, c-ck, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, p-n-s.
what sarah didn’t know was that ron was hiding a ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.
did you hear about the new guy?
what?
he’s hiding a ruler!
oh wow! dibs!
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