high as fuck

something you would definithing while high as f-ck
“dude, i’m high as f-ck. i wonder what the definithing says about being high as f-ck”
what you are right now.
you are, aren’t you. come on, no one looks up high as f-ck on the computer unless they are.
being ripped off your -ss
person #1: “dude where the f-ck am i?”
person #2: “we are chasing a poptart through a forest dude.”
person #1: “well when the f-ck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a m-th-rf-cker.”
person #2: “we are high as f-ck.”
have you ever watched the sun go down?
and you’re thinking bout’ the world spinning round
have you ever been high as f-ck?

you’re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
and your dog’s looking at you like you need help
have you ever been high as f-ck?

and then you feel your heart pumping really fast
and you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack
have you ever been high as f-ck?

you close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm
the only problem’s that the chickens have human arms
you say “that’s f-cked up, why do the chickens have human arms?”

you need snacks so you walk to the corner store
but you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high
so you walk around the block to buy some time

you finally decide to go into the store
but you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore
so you just buy a pack of gum and get the h-ll out of there

you’re walking home and you’re mouth is dry
you should have bought some juice and snacks
but you were too high

thinking ’bout ketchup chips
and for some reason the game battleship
part of “high as f-ck” by jon lajoie.
–adj.

a physical state in which one’s head may feel light as a feather or heavy as a stone. all fine motor skills are surrendered to the illegal substance by way of deep-frying one’s brain in thc and the person may either begin talking at an extremely fast rate or be rendered a “vegetable,” a useless human unable to physically maintain a conversation or their sanity. this state will only be seen in a subject when they have smoked copious amounts of marijuana. being “high as f-ck” cannot be imitated by fakers who take a single bong rip and claim to be “high as f-ck,” but instead can be achieved by either:
a)if a bong is available–>lighting up a bong bowl and sprinkling the keef thc crystals on top of some aaa grade weed
b)if a bong is not handy–> rolling and smoking at least 2.5 blunts per capita. blunts are not to be confused with spliffs, j’s or joints; blunts are rolled using strictly weed, and must be conical is shape and at least 3 inches long, not including the length roach.
obviously, vancouver weed (aka bc bud) will help one achieve this desired effect while conserving their stash.
ben: “yo’ paul… check out this half ounce stash of white dolphin kush i just snagged for a cool 100 bones.”
paul: “f-ck my god dude! let me break out my 3 foot bong and take rips while we listen to some gangsta’ sh-t.”
ben: “thats boss. im gonna smoke the whole bag and on the last hit we’ll use the entire keef.”
paul: “thats boss. we’re gonna be high as f-ck until tomorrow afternoon.”

ben: “stop being such a rookie and help me finish this bag of boss weed….”
paul: “mfhgpedffggggggg.” (starts drooling slightly)
cyrus: “ahahaha paul is high as f-ck.”