High-Gloss Headache
the headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.
guy: “i jus finished spray painting the wheels on my galant. my head’s throbbing though.”
other guy: “looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude.”
guy: “i know, totally worth it though.”
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