high jumping
wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. a form of long term c-ck blocking against the general population.
taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.
i took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. too bad her boyfriend can’t afford it, man i high jumping!
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