high noon stand-off
when two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and -j-c-l-t- on the other person first.
eric: hey dude, anything going on tonight?
jacob: jesse and i have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
chad: you know what time it is!
ryan: high noon stand-off time?!
chad: ready, set, draw!
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