high performance
describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it’s necessary.
my new alternator cost $2000 because the guy at the shop says i need a high performance one.
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- Roaring Dragon
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- awkward goose
if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh. joey: so yeah, i sh-gged your mum chandler: mate what the f-ck -awkward atmosphere- ross: -awkward goose- everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
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