high-power [douche]
an individual who stupidity is so high-octane that it cannot be described by the root word “douche.” this individual’s lack of brainpower, or choice or continual arrogance, requires a special term of its own.
joe: “so what happened?”
elaine: “it was unbelievable. i did all of the work–all of it. and then this high-power douche goes into overdrive and tells the boss this elaborate tale about how he gave up his weekend clam bake to do it. what a p-n-s.”
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