High School

h-ll
8th grader:”dude next year i’m goin to h-ll”

high schooler:”good luck kid”

west branch area high school in morrisdale, pa

juneau-douglas high school in juneau, alaska

shs!!!

garces memorial high school, bakersfield, ca, circa 2003

upper canada college, canada’s private high school for the elite

alief taylor highschool in sw houston. my school!!

newark high school, this place blows -ss

a banner warning students of the unseen awesomeness that is mountain valley high school.

inside a nhs

bmhs

brien mcmahon high

high school pep rally

an empty st. anthony’s hall

anchor bay high school, fair haven michigan. largest high school in michigan, 3rd largest in the united states. i go there =)

tremper high school kenosha, wi
high school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. all high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. the heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. the asbestos insulation has all f-gged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. the plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running.

high schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch -ssholes, also known as princ-p-ls, counselor, teachers, and ex-marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). these people seem h-ll bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the truman administration, and text books that mention the soviet union on every page.

high school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. most of high school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren’t complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite s-x unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your -ss kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn’t p-ss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don’t know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
high school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside.

the scars of high school last long after graduation day.
a place which has no recess
won’t believe it’s just my luck – nirvana
torture. plain and simple.
i really want to blow up my high school.
a building that the government requires by law people between the ages of 14 and 18 to be in all day long. inside of this building, you will find:

hot (fall/spring/summer) cold (fall/winter) rooms overcrowded with teenagers. in these rooms, the teenagers will sit at desks and listen to a teacher lecture for 90min (block schedule) 40-60min (regular schedules) some use block, some use regular these teachers will shove all kinds of textbooks and worksheets in your face and expect you to get it all done in a short period of time. if you don’t finish it in cl-ss (they give you no time) you are expected to do it on your own time at home. this is known as “homework”

the teenagers in these buildings are all labeled by: prep, nerd, goth, punk, cool, etc.
(preps) are people who usually have a lot of cash and are total “do gooders” they get all their work well, usually in honors cl-sses and very active in stuff like student government and sports. female preps go out with the “jocks” (jocks) are dudes who play on the sports teams and are preps.

(nerds) are dudes and girls who often wear gl-sses, neat clothes. do good in cl-ss, etc.

(goths) are dudes and girls who wear lots of outragious black clothing and listen to active rock artists like marilyn manson and cradle of filth.

(punks) are dudes who listen to a lot of alternative music, have piercings and do a lot of skateboarding.

(cools) are people who hang out with everyone.

lunchtime at high school is usually a time to socialize and eat nasty overpriced and cr-ppy quality food.

(administration) usually the c-cky -ssholes known as the princ-p-ls, deans, and security guards. they are total d-cks and look down on everyone except for the preps, etc.

(bookbags) heavy bags full of heavy textbooks that all people that go to hs must lug on their backs.

(bus) either schoolbus or citybus, it all stinks.

(bathrooms) the bathrooms at highschool lack any sanitation or privacy. you will often find sheisse rubbed on the walls along with grafiti.
don’t go to high school, go to jail according to wisconsin law.
basically a large building with students ranging from 13-18 years of age, where we supposedly are taught facts and dates to prepare us for our work lives. there are certain genres that any high school student knows about, and if you are any high school student, you also know that it is impossible to get through highschool without being labelled as one of these people. here are most of the genres at my school:

preps: usually a large group of cheerleaders/jocks, wear bright clothes, get along with lots of people. they are active in school activities and school spirit, and their music range is probably the highest and largest of any of the groups, because it is not defined.

punks-: smaller group of anti-establishment students. many of which the school faculty hates, and tries to get in trouble sometimes. punks can be cl-ssified by the music they listen to, and their appearance. of course, many students treat emo as punk, and because many students are emo, punk is slowly becoming emo. but with real punks, that is not the case. real punks know better, and label the emo listeners as “posers”.
– not all punks are anti-establishment.

wiggers: basically white people fitting in with the black people, pretending to be the black people, or actually thinking that they are black. they mostly listen to annoying rap with huge b-ss, that they like to cruise around in their car listening to, at a volume that gives most people brain damage. wiggers travel in huge packs, and like to beat up people who well, aren’t wiggers. wiggers usually exclaim annoying slang terms like “werd” and “what up”, and it is quite unusual for a wigger to say 10 words without saying one of these slang terms.

blacks: like wiggers(see above) but with black skin.

emokids: large group of posers, most of which who skate, and listen to bands like taking back sunday, the used etc. etc. most emokids have a hugely abnormal emotional range, and break down at the slightest things(their girlfriend dumps them, they see a dead squirrel, etc). many, if not all, emokids think they are punk, and try to express this by wearing black clothes, talking in monotonous voices, wearing old school converse shoes, punk bracelets, and so on.

nerds: the definition of nerd has varied greatly, but a nerd remains someone with a higher intelligence that likes to show it off. most nerds are physically unable to perform simple feats, and test their brain power with activities like chess club, etc. they resort to video games because they have no social life. basically all the nerds in the school form together to make a supergroup, in most schools anyway, and stick with this group all through highschool.

goths: the smallest group in the school. usually dress in black clothing, and have no regard for popular culture. goths, most of the time, become friends with others. many goths don’t care about labels, and are friends with everyone, but those who are culturally stereotypical talk about goths behind their backs.

bullies: a cowardly group of students that bother others and make their school life a living h-ll, through verbal and physical intimidation. many have had a hard life growing up, and they resort to the unhappiness of others to make it through their pointless existence.

jocks: jocks are a large group of students that are egotistical, popular and good at physical sports. many say they rule the school, but there are other groups that could lead the school if they truly wanted to. many jocks are bullies, and bother nerds quite a lot. the only way nerds can make it day by day is the dream that some day those jocks will be the ones flipping the burgers for the nerds.

skinheads: a small group of punks/goths/normal people that have a hgih resilience to pain, and go around beating everything up. they have a low tolerance for people that get in their way, and very little of them care about school.

normal people: basically a bunch of introverts, or extroverts that don’t fit into a specific genre because they don’t keep up with popular culture and dress in normal bland clothes.

teachers(1): a bunch of egotistical, mindless ignorant morons that treat everyone in the school like kids, and have no tolerance or very little tolerance for anything that isn’t what they want it to be.

teachers(2): a fun-loving brand of teacher that plays games with the cl-ss if they finish their work. this brand of teacher understands kids more, and treats them like adults. many of these teachers keep up with popular culture.

princ-p-l: a high figure, that many, many people would like to beat up or injure. usually a male, and quite egotistical, a princ-p-l has very little tolerance for anything, and
will suspend/expel students for pretty much anything. most princ-p-ls look for reasons to bother students.

so there you have it, that’s pretty much high school in a nutsh-ll. but i have one last thing to say: school may be necessary in this society, but sometimes the teachers push us too far. with the stupid work and mindless ignorance, also the idiotic parents that bother and punish us for betting “cs and ds”, no wonder so many people are taking out a gun and killing their highschool comrades.
thats all i have to say for now.
– jordan
-nerd walking through school-
“i hope no one bothers me.”
-nerd gets pushed into lockers by jock-
“ow, what’re you doing that for?”
-goth walks by-
“leave him alone, -ssface.”
“whachoo gonna do, ugly?”
“this!”
-goth precedes to beat this sh-t out of jock-
-teacher comes in-
“what’s going on here?”
-jock whines-
“he pushed that guy into the lockers, and when i tried to stop him, he punched and kicked me!”
-teacher talks-
“is this true? if so you’re suspended.”
“no, it’s not true, he was beating him up, and-”
“youre going to the office with me, young man.”
-once teacher is gone, jock precedes to beat up nerd-

so, you see, highschool sucks, and so does everything in it.
a sh-tty place where teenage sub-culture drives you insane and teachers give you lots of work to do.
“charlyne is such a prep. oh my gosh, i can’t stand those preppy little f-ckers.”
“i wish i was f-cking popular…if only i could be like the cool kids.”
“those d-mn goth kids are so f-ckin scary”
“i’m such a punk…abercrombie and fitch is so f-cked.”
“let’s go get wasted man! f-ck yeah!!!!!”
as defined by parents: a casual place where you will learn all the basics that we could teach you, but don’t have the time for. grades are very important, especially during the last final years. you will develop friends who will help you appreciate your life in the future. and, as most say, “high school was the best four years of my life.”

if you ask a high schooler, he would say, “this place is about learning to become another sheep in society. i can dress how i want, but i can’t wear certain colors. i could ask any girl out in the school, but there’s a good chance she’ll say no. i could spend my time trying to become popular, but then i sink to the same level as them. i could do drugs, and get them, in no time flat, and still get away with it. whatever i want, i can get. insubordinance is met with cruel discipline. we are put through tests that are meant to make us think and retain knowlege, but they only test us on c-mulative knowlege. basically, you realy don’t learn anything new, but rather repeat everything you learned in elemntary and middle school until you can do it in your sleep. but the worst part of high school, is the fact that no matter how much you try to find out who you are, express new ideas and try to stear away from everyone else; you are ridiculed to the point of changing your ideas, morals and beliefs to fit in, masking yourself to fit in, or down right filling the school with bullet holes, screaming ‘f-ck them all.'”
parents: “oh, you’ll love high school! just think about all the new and exciting things you’ll learn!”

student: “everyday is the same. i wake, go to school, try to pay attention while the all the desks are full, and people are standing in the back. then, i walk through the halls, trying to dull my senses to filter out all the bullsh-t i hear. finally, i get to my next cl-ss, and my teacher is lounging in his chair and his breath reeks of jack. he can get away with it, but when i go to cl-ss drunk, i get suspended. yes sir, high school really does prepare you for life.”

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