High School Cougar


a female high school student, usually a senior, that preys upon younger male students. similar to a succubus.
john: hey, wasn’t mike supposed to hang out us?

dan: yeah, but he’s a goner.

john: why’s that?

dan: because a high school cougar dragged him back to her cave.

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