high school sports hierarchy
the ranking system that makes football cool and golf…well…not so cool.
d-mn that high school sports hierarchy!
the ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.
football, lacrosse
basketball, soccer
baseball, volleyball
hockey, swimming
wrestling, track
cross country, tennis
golf, bowling
football and lacrosse are at the top of “coolness” on the high school sports hierarchy.
the law in high school that states all lacrosse, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer players and track/xc runners are the coolest people in high school and get all the hot chicks.
im a track/xc runner and i get hot chick # 1
hey you lacrosse player you can have hot chick # 2, and football qb u can have all the rest!
soccer player: you over there what sport do you play?
kid: none
soccer player: oh then ur not cool at all
baseball player talking to basketball player: i love this high school sports hierarchy because we are so cool and the chicks dig us!
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