Highbility


the actions that are able to be performed perfectly and/or better than when you’re sober, while insanely blasted, high, baked, zooted, toked out, smoked out, gone on marijuana.
girl: my stepdad made me drive home while i was secretly high, and i drove better than i usually do!

guy: what an awesome highbility!

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