Highest Pistivity
1. when you’re extremely, extremely p-ssed off.
2. when you feel like you want to crush flowers.
3. when you’re so angry you feel like strangling your cat, but can’t because it’s so cute.
saying “i’m p-ssed off to the highest pistivity there is.” when your boyfriend did something like get drunk with another girl.
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- Hobbnocker
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- R party
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- dumbshit punctuation
when someone uses exclaimation points after every sentence in their writing, usually someone too dumb to know how to use proper punctuation teacher: i couldn’t read your paper because there was too much dumbsh-t punctuation.