highway handy
a handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.
we did not have anything to do for the 5 hour drive home, so i convinced my girl to give me a highway handy. it killed some time, but now we have to clean the steering wheel.
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