highway head
when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.
“on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly.”
when a lady unzips your pants and then proceeds to give you some nice oral action, blow it, spit it, gargle it, deep throat it, ect. all while the kind gentleman is driving in the highway.
billy: “oh hey! i just got back from picking up my girlfriend from the airport and she gave me the most killer highway head, i’ve ever had!””
sammy: “u wut m8?”
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