Hillbilly Corncob
a hillbilly corncob is when your -n-l s-x partner eats a lot of corn prior to -n-l s-x and when you pull your p-n-s out of partner it is covered with corn. the corn remnants resemble a corncob that has been eaten by someone with very few teeth.
“my girl loves to eat corn, but after -n-l s-x last night, my d-ck looked like a hillbilly corncob.”
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