hillpig
a man or woman that works, lives or spends time on a hill; said person has been rumored to have slept with one of their co-workers, friends, or random strangers. this possible relationship brought so much jealousy among the people who know them that they began discussing their private lives and making up stories about when and where they have had s-x. people wished they were fortunate enough to get into the pants of one of these hillpigs but because they are unf-ckable they can only dream and talk about what it would be like and spread ridiculous rumors and unrealistic stories which could never happen because they sound so erotic only a p-rnstar or p-rn addict could dream of them.
hillpig is used to define any person that has possibly had s-x with a coworker, friend, boss, or any person in conjunction with a hill, it can also be used in reference to a person that is very attractive that is not available for anyone, it is used to define a person that everyone wishes they were having s-x with. it is most commonly used by jealous men and women who are angry and bitter that have spent countless hours thinking of the “hillpig” while engaged in private masturbation during the viewing of photos they maliciously took while the person was unaware that a photo was being taken.
hillpig is a term that defines a person that you wish you had a chance with but you don’t so you’re jealous and angry about being so hard up that you have to spend countless moments engaged in self pleasuring.
coworker 1- “i got a picture of the hillpig today while she was helping a customer. her booty is so fine in those jeans, i wish i was banging her like our boss is.”
coworker 2 -“did you see her t-ts when she leaned over? i have a few pics of them from last week”
coworker 1 – “text me those and i will send you mine when we get outta work”
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