Hingham

rich white town in m-ss dominated by:
-soccer mom’s wearing pink, yellow and lime green
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy’s hockey team
-teenagers who buy sh-tty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
go hingham harbormen!

… and harborwomen…

…i guess…
hingham, a town on the south sh-r- of ma that is largely populated by hockey players, smoking hot girls, and irish catholics. hingham’s crow point pizzeria is the local hot spot, everyone within a 20 mile radius knows that crow point is the best place to get buffalo chicken calzone. the pride that the residents of hingham have for their sports and reputation is intangible…. famous nhl and olympic hockey player tony amonte grew up in hingham. hingham is a town of champions and affluent people who will out-cl-ss even the finest in the country. other rival towns such as coh-sset, weymouth, duxbury, and scituate are simply blow-hards and are seen by hingham residents as jealous and deprived of hingham’s great status.
“according to united states high school hockey rankings, hingham is ranked #4 in the state as well as #21 in the country out of a m-ssive 2,000 ranked teams….”

“hingham consideres people from weymouth sweatees, because they are seen as a bunch of low-lifes who have no pride of self-respect…”
a south boston town that’s creepishly obsessed with urban dictionary, which is why all of these definitions are extremely biased towards the town. the hockey boys think they’re the sh-t, and so do basically all of the athletes since they have no other outstanding qualities, let alone intellect, to brag about. they pride themselves on their “cl-ss” and how the town is ranked 4th in the northeast, well, north andover, wellesly, and marblehead are 3rd 2nd and 1st. their inflated egos and extreme hatred against the north is nothing to smile upon. it’s a decent town in a nice location, yet definitely not worth all the remarks it is given.
live in hingham? must be good at hockey then.
hingham is a rich, and actually really pretty town. some of the girls try to act cool and some boys try to act gangster. hingham is richer than other towns so they act sn-bby sometimes but why is hingham the sn-bby town when other towns get cells and laptops in kindergarten. hingham has a great school system. y a some peoplee are jerks but overall pretty nice people and no creepers and weirdos. usually drug free threre are some pot heads. a good place to bring up ur kids cuzz its a good atmosphree
hingham shipyard, derby street shops, hingham square, hingham harbor.
a suburb of boston best described as:
not quite a t-rd; not quite diarrhea
dude, it smells like someone just juiced a hingham.
a white collar,99& causasian, stuck up, sad excuse for a town. there’s nothing to do except the sh-tty shipyard and derby sts, unless you’re a gay middle schooler then you hang downtown on fridays. in this town the people are all -ssholes. the girls are cliquey and rude ( and ugly ) and the guys play football and hockey and think they’re the sh-t. all the girls are wanna be wh-r-s, though theyre too ugly to actually become wh-r-s.the moms all wear lulu lemon and pick their kids up from school in their lexus’. the high school is hard as sh-t and the teachers are -ssholes. i am embarr-ssed to say i am from this town, but have to say that almost everyone hates living here. dont blame the surrounding towns for hating the town. i hate it more.
person one:hey dude i hate hingham
person two: everyone does
pretty much the worst place ever.
don’t go to hingham, you’ll come out of there with no arms or legs.

“hey, i’m going to hingham tomorrow”
“have fun on your suicide mission.”

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