Hingham Lockjaw
giving a bl-wj-b to a dude behind denny’s with a mouthfull of silver dollar pancakes.
marsy enjoyed his moons over my-hammy at denny’s, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending hingham lockjaw he was about to experience.
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