hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia
the most ironic word in the world meaning “the fear of long words”
conversation between a person with hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia and their firend.
-so you fear anything?
-yes actually i have a fear of long words.
-oh and what’s it called as a phobia?
-blank stare-
#fear #phobia #irony #ironic phobia #funny #scary
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