Hippie Science


the branch of science that professes to cure ailments with herbs, spices and other witchcraft traditional or modern. seminal to this branch of science is that remedies borne from the amazon rainforest will be the cure to all forms of cancer. further, hippie science professes that crystals have the ability to realign your energy field and improve the quality and consistency of a bowel movement.
man 1: what are you doing?
man 2: a woman at the grocery store heard me coughing and told me to throw: basil, mint and sage into a pot of boiling water and inhale the vapor.
man 1: sounds like some hippie science bullsh-t to me.

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