Hippochristian


one who claims they’re a church-going, jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.
did you see the news last night? that gay-bashing evangelist ted haggard was busted buying meth and gay s-x from a male prositute!!! ha. ha. ha… what a hippochristian!

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did you ever notice that born again christians hate everybody? what hippochristians!

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