Hippocrit
noun. a fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.
generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. if you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
fat girl: hey lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. i hope they have enough food. haha -sniffle -snort -snort
lacy: your a walrus
fat girl: -grabs her food and leaves crying-
uneducated bystander: why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
lacy: oh she was being a hippocrit.
educated bystander:ahh i see,thank you lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
a hippo crit. a critical hit worthy of being defined as hippopotamus-like. it is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.
wow nerd(1): omgawd guys! i just got a hippocrit!!
guild mate: how much, man?
wow nerd(1): over 9000!!!
wow nerd(2): holy sh-t dude!! over 9000!? that’s impossible!!
a huge hypocrite.
this man flip flops on just about everything he says. he is a hippocrit.
Read Also:
- slashdotted
being slashdotted means that a huge influx of internet traffic has come upon a website as a result of its being mentioned on slashdot, a technology news and information site. see also: slashdotted g-dd-mnit. they found my pictures of the mountian dew bottle i turned into a computer… f-ckers slashdotted my server. when a web […]
- snich
someone who thinks that they are a bad-ss. till they get in trouble with the police and tell on someone else to get out of trouble. police:we will give you only 2months insted of 4. if you snich and tell us who gave the drugs. pigeon, deadman walking, one who tells but will get his […]
- Sniff'n peckers for crackers
the act where one individual sniffs a male’s anatomy for the reward of a cracker. john: i have a bad taste in my mouth, can i borrow your toothbrush? jim: what, you been sniff’n p-ck-rs for crackers?
- Hipster Vegetarian
a person who refuses to eat meat but dislikes vegetables, often eating only processes foods. because crystal doesn’t eat any vegetables, she’s become over weight by eating nothing but cheese pizza. stupid hipster vegetarian!
- Hitler Elbow
hitler elbow is when any person trys to fit there arm inside a womans v-g-n- up to there elbow that girl is getting a hitler elbow from me!