hippokrampus
that part of your brain that gives random, sudden urges or thoughts to commit a despicable act. your hippocampus fights the hippokrampus daily.
i saw a toddler the other day and thought “i could just punt this thing right now.” i guess my hippokrampus must not like children.
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