hippy sit ups
the action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.
gal 1: “is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?”
gal 2: “nope he’s just doing hippy sit-ups.”
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