Hipstake
an expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.
“did you hear that humphrey got tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of bjork embracing madonna, instead of a condom?”
“hipstake!”
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