Hipstapotomus
a twenty something year old large male trying to fit in his girlfriends jeans for a concert in the city featuring a band you’ve never heard of at a place you won’t fit into.
did you see that hipstapotomus on the subway??” “yea man, if you want to fit into the crowd, you can’t fit into your jeans.
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