Hipster Band
a band consisting of 2 or 3 (or more) male men that play crazy music. (like alternative, psychedelic, blues, and rock all put together). the guitarist should have long brown hair and a really cool necklace. he should also only sing bob dylan songs. the paino, b-ss, and paino horn dude should have curly brown hair. he should also be able to sing and yell at the same time because that makes everyone smile. the drummer guy should have blonde straight hair and be able to sing, play drums, and some how play harmonica at the same time. they should all either have converse or vans or toms or some other organic shoe type. normally at least one person in the band has to wear skinny jeans. more importantly, they know how to put on an entertaining and amazing show.
a: hey, what are you doing tonight?
b: i don’t know, but i want to go see a really cool hipster band.
a: oh! like the black keys, learn the band, or klaxons?
b: h-ll yeah!
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