Hipster Beard
a beard grown by a hipster, generally grown with the intent of..
a) proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
b) looking like every other pbr drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair – like scruff upon their face
c) overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive pituitary glands.
man #1 – hey did you view kevin’s new hipster beard?
man #2 – yeah, if it weren’t for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of pbr fueled debauchery
man #1 – yeah, all the aa headbands in the world can’t make up for that ugly face rug
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