Hipster Bisexual


person who elevates minor same-s-x dalliances in an attempt to seem more relevant and cool than they actually are, despite never having dated or slept with another same-s-x partner again. announce their bis-xuality loudly and more proudly than other lgbt-oriented people and will regale you again and again with stories of their lone same-s-x encounter.
dumb hipster bis-xual fool is telling us about her high school girlfriend of 2 weeks. again.

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