hipster complex
a problem hipsters face whenever something that they once liked becomes mainstream or popular. it causes them to dislike something they once enjoyed because of the pain of popularization.
white girl: hey did you hear that new mumford & sons song on the radio? it’s different but really good!
hipster: of course i heard it. i’ve known about them since they even formed.
white girl: aren’t they great?
hipster: not anymore. sellouts.
white girl: you have a hipster complex.
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