hipster enlightenment
n., a state of pure hipsterdom in which a hipster realizes that all things, including life itself, are mainstream and originality is a virtual impossibility
hipster #1: “what happened to alphonse?”
hipster #2: “he died after achieving hipster enlightenment last week”
hipster #1: “death is so mainstream”
hipster #2: “original hipster be praised!”
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