Hipster Fail
when a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.
a: “you’re a bit like donnie darko, but only less sociable.”
i: “what’s donnie darko?”
a: “are you serious? what a hipster fail.”
d: “hey i, there are some stairs over there. why don’t you leave the house.”
i: “hey -sshole, at least i knew about mgmt before they were in nylon.”
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