hipster goth
someone who tries to be hip by dressing gothic, with skinny black jeans, shirts, ties, waistcoats and sometimes make-up. frequently found around sh-r-ditch, hoxton and camden in london. listens to such music as the horrors, s.c.u.m, ulterior and howling bells, as well as such cl-ssic goth bands as the cure and siouxsie & the banshees. often smokes black devils: black, chocolate-flavoured cigarettes.
cynic: “look at those f-cking lame–ss hipster goths! they think they’re so cool and alternative, but really they’re just following a trend!”
admirer: “look at those übercool hipster goths! they’re so fashionable and so nonchalant!”
these f-cks f-ck ducks.
dude! that hipster goth in the lake just blew a load on that duck!
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