Hipster Hog Day


the first day on which you can find at least two hipsters living in “holes” in williamsburg brooklyn (or its equivalent), who are wearing winter appropriate: (a) knitted footwear, and (b) knitted headwear. if the hipster hog sees his/her shadow, it means at least seven months of whispering, “what the f-ck is that idiot wearing?”
i know we were at the beach last weekend, but it was hipster hog day today, so winter is right around the corner.

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