Hipster Male


1. “men” in their 20’s or 30’s who aspire to look like late 70’s p-rn stars with enough hair to be confused for half-yeti/half-serial rapist.

2. effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. may be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their t-st-cl-s, to prove that they are actually male.
hipster male

1.
dude, i just saw ron jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. he was drinking sh-tty beer and giving away candy to children.

2.
dude, is that a chick? i can’t tell, i’m blinded by all the body glitter and i think i see a tube top.

nah, that’s a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his b-lls.

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