hipster mouth


the condition where one has burned the roof of one’s mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. “before it was cool”.
“i was so hungry i ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day.”

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