Hipster Mystic
hipster mystics seek the ancient wisdom and disdain the teachings for the m-sses; they are into the secret and old-school. they believe that the experience of mystical ascent and sublime insight is ineffable, and their groups teach of a need for silence on the matter, so they are very esoteric. they are unimpressed by people’s possessions and self-centered accomplishments, which comes off as condescension. their spiritual journey and wisdom has brought them serenity and confidence, which is viewed as an air of being too-cool-for-school. they are uninterested in the latest styles and they dress however they want, so counter intuitively, they are highly stylish.
when a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the hipster mystic
guy in a pub: what do your tattoos mean?
hipster mystic: you wouldn’t understand.
stylish woman: where did you get that shirt?
hipster mystic: the dumpster.
stylish woman: cool.
scientist: recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
hipster mystic: heracl-tus said that 2,500 years ago.
colleague: what are you doing today?
hipster mystic: going to the hermetic library to review an alchemical treatise.
colleague: oh… okay…..
christian: do you believe in jesus?
hipster mystic: no, but i do believe in christ the logos. he was way before jesus.
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