hipstocrite
criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, pbr-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.
the person who defined this word is obviously a f-cking hipster.
sanchez: g-d, look at that dirty hipster. ugh, they’re like the f-cking scourge of the earth. ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if i diy’ed a f-nnypack?!
lenore: oh for dov’s sake, sanchez, you’re such a hipstocrite. at least i accept it.
a hipster who can’t stand hipsters. essentially a hypocritical hipster.
james: “there are so many hipsters here it’s actually disgusting.”
michael: “james, you’re such a hipstocrite.”
a person of the hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified ent-tlement and hypocritical behavior. one who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, inst-tutions, organizations etc. while either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.
guy: “take a look at that hipster with the sign that says ‘corporations are evil’ and the other one with the sign “vegan and proud” all hanging around the occupy wall street protest.”
girl: “i see him… the one with the pbr t-shirt taking a picture with his iphone of the fedex guy? i bet he’s going to upload it to instagram and facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his atm card and buy a whole foods burrito.
guy: that vegan is wearing birkenstocks.
girl: hipstocrites!
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