hired goon
a person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.
referenced in several episodes of the simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
“i prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons” – mr. burns ,’last exit to springfield’ (1993)
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