Hiring a Russian
the act of seeking -ssistance from someone else, usually from an out-of-town, foreign, or otherwise removed and objective source, to immediately, efficiently, and quietly solve a given and oft troublesome problem. similar to “bringing in a consultant” or “calling a professional”.
harvey: that project deadline is coming up. i don’t know if we can have it ready in time.
wayne: yeah, we may have to think about hiring a russian.
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