Hispanic-Jew
(n.)- when a jewish woman and a hispanic man love each other very much and have a baby….aka- how to make a jewish mother go f-cking insane.
“hey mom, i’m dating a hispanic guy.”
“well, he better be jewish too.”
“no, our kids will just be hispanic-jews.”
“——–”
“mom are you breathing?”
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