historical
–adjective
any lame event that one of your dumb -ss friends believes that either you or they witnessed or performed first. there’s simply no way in h-ll anyone else could have ever experienced something remotely similar.
your dump was so rancid it was historical!
did you see the b-tch that kent nailed the other night? historical!
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