history blasting
the activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop – therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds “midget sucking off a donkey d-ck”.
forgetting to history blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. see gary glitter for details.
however, history blasting only works alongside “innocent browser history restoration” (ibhr) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like “can dogs smell farts before they come out” so as to cover up the period spent furiously w-nking over brazilian scat p-rn.
how’s dave?
not good – he forgot to do his history blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
silly c-nt. should have history blasted
Read Also:
- midcat
a middle aged male that struggles with where he is in his life. constantly arguing over pointless things to project his dominance. wes is moving again, i guess things could go better in atlanta. i guess he will miss those big city hot dogs. yeah, what a midcat. always in a mid life crisis. buy […]
- tareky
when you don’t know how to spell “turkey” i think it’s speled tareky” “no its t.u.r.k.e.y. dumb–ss
- aizaq
aizaq is the king of the world…. no one can surp-ss him he is the one… our new aizaq buy the domain for your art blog
- hankled
messed up/out of place as in hair my cat didn’t want to be picked up. i could tell because his fur was all hankled up buy the domain for your art blog
- black nugget
oversized blackheads in ones ear. particularly present in someone who does not use proper hygiene. the brother of the juicy, puss filled, white head. omg nic why do you have black nuggets in your ear you peseant!! buy the domain for your recipe vlog